3.5SOME [1 of 2]
[ NOTCANON ] | [Allegedly took place on 8/22/2026]
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS NOT CANON. This is a “what if?” scenario played out to explore the full scope of the characters' situation. It is intended purely for fun. It will remain non-canonical in the official story, and our official status as an RP will continue to be, as it has been, “monoship”. Part One covers the negotiation of a sexual dynamic between Talis, Giopara, and the combined Viktors. Part Two, once completed, will be the “dessert”: the 3.5some. [For clarity, this will not involve any “Jaycest” beyond a little kissing.] We understand that some of you are enthusiastic about this possibility, while others are strict monoshippers who may be uncomfortable with group sex. We ask that you please be respectful of both us and one another on this topic. [PLEASE NOTE: We are doing things this way to preserve the status quo of our RP, but kink-shaming/shaming of alternative lifestyles is not welcomed in this space, nor should this be considered the standard approach to polyshipping should other RPs choose to do so. Non-traditional relationships are not to be regarded as lesser than traditional monogamous relationships.] REMEMBER: Everyone be good, or no dessert!
[Viktor² bustles around the kitchen, assembling a snack on the large handmade wooden charcuterie board. It’s mostly filled with the usual fare, save for one corner where MH relented and allowed VR to add a handful of gummy worms.] [They’re currently cutting up a block of aged cheddar. Well, MH is cutting it, because he doesn’t trust VR with the knife. VR is handling the humming.] [They’re so absorbed in their task, they don’t notice the approach right away.] [A Jayce to their left, a Jayce to their right. Each to a corresponding sclera. There's a slightly nervous energy as they catch glances from each other, despite being the ones to prompt this conversation.] [Jayce Talis rests his hand on Viktor²’s lower back to soothe himself. In the first olive branch he would hand out silently, he doesn't mind when Jayce Giopara rests his hand above Talis', on Viktor's waist. G runs his thumb up Viktor's spine. Jayce's middle finger plays with the dimple above Viktor's ass.] [Viktor² glances over their shoulder one way, then the other, a little playful quirked smile.] MH: What, are we taking too long with the snacks? Jayce: Still hands inevitably stray~ Mr. G: While I just like ya. [He grins.] [Viktor² laughs, grabbing something from the counter before turning in place and leaning back against it. They hold up a couple of orange slices, one in each hand, held out to each Jayce.] V²: You’re being suspiciously friendly. Jayce: You're cutting fruit for us, I'd call that suspiciously nice. [G doesn't question it. He seals his lips around the slice and bites the pulp clean off in one go.] MH: Who says any of this is for you? [He chuckles and wipes the orange juice off G’s lip. ] I’m enjoying all this eating while I can. VR: Oh gods. Please do not make me throw up again 😰 Jayce: Thaaaat's exactly why I'm here to pace you. You're going to burn off taste buds if you keep throwing up. Your mouth will taste sour, you won't be able to enjoy the feeling of food down your throat when it's burning... MH: Is that the only thing he won’t be able to enjoy going down his throat? VR: 😳 Mr. G: We've, ah... been talkin' in the forge. [G rubs circles in Viktor²'s back when he sees his ears burn.] Mr. G: We get along when we talk bout you. It's what we got in common. VR: O-oh, ah, good things I hope? MH: [He leans into the touch.] Well, you have a few more things in common. But I have an inkling this is leading somewhere. [V² pops an orange slice in their mouth and glances at G, then at Talis.] MH: So, what’s this about? Jayce: We've established a silver lining philosophy to our particular predicament. [Jayce picks up an orange slice and peels it. He holds it up to Viktor²'s lips.] Jayce: If everyone's good, we all get dessert. Jayce: I'm not made of stone. You miss your body. G misses your body. Jayce: And Viktor and I have a similar—but not yet shared—history of certain group activities. Jayce: There's an outcome in all of this where we all get as much out of it as we possibly can. That's only going to work if we set our petty grudges aside. [V² leans in a little, taking the orange slice into their mouth with a little bit more tongue than was warranted, never breaking eye contact.] MH: You’re talking about a foursome, yes? [VR chokes on the orange slice. Jayce whacks his back with a decent thud that dislodges the orange slice from his throat.] Mr. G: Jesus Christ, he's trying to kill himself. [Viktor² coughs up the orange slice and it splats on the floor. They blink down at it for a moment before VR glances back up wide eyed between the two of them.] VR: Hold on, are you… actually suggesting…? [He looks at Talis.] VR: You two really agreed on that? [Jayce clears his throat.] Jayce: I'd like to remind everyone I'm a card-carrying member of a sex club. I do leather repair there twice a year. Jayce: I'm not a prude and if you don't make a big deal out of me agreeing to it, I won't, either. Mr. G: Don't just leave it on the goddamn... [G picks the orange slice up and throws it away.] Mr. G: Don't want no ants... VR: N-no, it is not that, I ah, it is just… you two specifically. With your… um… MH: Dick-measuring? [VR can’t help but glance down at their crotches at that.] VR: …ah, history. I am just a little surprised, is all. Jayce: We started sharing stories about you when we were fixing up your leg brace. [He grips Viktor’s hip and pulls him in.] Mr. G: Talis... Jayce: Old man here's not too proud about all the things he admitted. Jayce: I'm... with him in that. Jayce: Offering you this felt like the respectable thing to do. MH: Hm… [Pulled in close, MH traces the hem of Talis’s shirt collar.] MH: “Respectable.” Do you want it, though? Is it dessert for you, Talis? VR: …we… have talked recently about, eh… sharing our… previous sort of activities. [G barks with laughter.] Mr. G: This fuckin' guy's a freak, angel! [Jayce's ears have the audacity to burn. He breathes in.] Jayce: I want it. I want to see Viktor with more than he can handle. I don't have any of my toys here, I can't string you up with this roof, if anything at least he can hold you up. Or down. Mr. G: [He whispers, his smirk audible.] Freak. [A pleased smile spreads across MH’s face.] MH: Oh, I’ve seen what he can handle. You know all about his college days. [MH glances down to the side.] MH: What about you, little one? [A flush blooms over VR’s ears.] VR: …I-I… [He swallows, flustered, regaining his composure before looking at G and, internally, MH.] VR: …I would also like to give you this. I… want you to use me. For everything you need. [He glances back at Talis, pupils just a little darker.] VR: …I can take it. [Jayce Talis looks at him with an excited gleam in his eye. He is a curious sadist, and he's going to test that claim. He kisses Viktor² to seal the deal. Viktor² closes their eyes and kisses him back, MH grabbing the collar of his shirt more tightly and jerking him harder into the kiss. Jayce meets him with a matched ferocity.] [MH pulls away with a pant, and glances back at G.] MH: Any… concerns, before we jump in the ball pit? VR: B-ball pit… [G leans in and kisses Viktor² reassuringly, showing that they've figured out how to share. He slips his arm tighter around Viktor²'s waist, splaying his large hand over Viktor²'s torso.] Mr. G: My condition's that this not leave the island, if I'm needing to account for common sense amongst us. Jayce: You can never be too communicative. As for me, I don't want it to be one on one—at least not at the start. I'm open to that changing if things go well. If they don't, I'm civil. We can walk away without any hurt feelings. Mr. G: Ain't it nice how articulate they are at the clubs these days? [MH licks his lips with the taste of both Jayces on them.] MH: Sounds reasonable enough to me. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’ve been rather hedonistic while I can be. [He slides a finger through the loop in G’s pants, his other hand still gripped on Talis’s shirt, and purrs.] MH: I’ll take everything you want to give. But I’ll take what I can get. [VR shivers at the images running through their shared mind, spurred by the proximity of the two huge men around him.] VR: Mn… I-I am happy to… indulge, however any of you want me. MH: We could even show them how we’ve been playing alone, can’t we, little kitten? VR: Mm-m 😳 [G's hip bumps into Viktor²'s. He grins, rolling his Rs in an excited, playful trill.] Mr. G: I knew the second you had the hands for it you'd be causing trouble with them. [G dips down for a kiss, and Jayce trails his fingers down Viktor²'s wrist—then stops himself short. He holds Viktor² by the elbow, pausing them.] Jayce: Hold on, we haven't gone over what your limitations are, the both of you. MH: We’ve had to get rather… creative over the last forty years. Feelings get complicated. All I ask is that everyone speaks up, even if we’re… in the middle of something. VR: I… [He hesitates, searching for the words.] MH: Go on, little one. VR: I would, um… prefer if certain words of… ah… affection were not exchanged between you and your Jayce while we are… I— [He glances up at Talis.] I just… do not want anyone to feel hurt, in the moment, before I have had a chance to… MH: [Softly] Of course. [Jayce, who is dedicated to being a good sport, relaxes slightly. He kisses Viktor² on the cheek.] Jayce: That'd make me more comfortable—I know it might be a big ask with everything considered. [G puffs some air, endeared by the young couple's earnestness. He puts one hand in his pocket and gives Viktor² a lighthearted shake of the hip.] Mr. G: That’s perfectly fine by me, orgies aren't the place I wanna hear "I love you"s start goin' out. Mr. G: I'm not new to this, I know how to keep words out my mouth where they don't belong. [VR smiles and cups Talis’s cheek, happy to see him more relaxed. V² reaches up and cups G’s as well, glancing between them.] MH: Then I think we can have a universally enjoyable arrangement during our time here, gentlemen.
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